Are you Motosexual?

February 21, 2010 by

A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling, symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely and may include the following:

-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material.

-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.

-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle.

-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle .

-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding.

-Turned on by humping motorcycles, the shape of car bodies, the sound, smell or look of exhaust.

-Finding some aspect of internal combustion or vehicles erotic.

Motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of “quality time’ with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:

-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle.

-Association of motorcycle related items with sex.

-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots.

-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a lubricant.

Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it.

  • Ali Khajah

    I need a way to spot motosexuals to keep my children away from unexpected R-Rated scenes on the street !

  • Ayman

    This is so true……

    Two thumbs up for the definition

  • JoJo

    I am already “wheelying”!

  • ٩٩٩

    i like this “Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots” ;-)

  • MediaChick

    big time