Retrosexual

May 18, 2010 by · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Lingo, Retro 

A retrosexual is a man who spends as little time and money as possible on his appearance,  got a likes and embraces classic pop culture, chooses to live a retrolifestyle….mindset in the 80s or 90s time period.Wears retro fashion in a modern way, listens to electronica and has a passion for old video games and listens to music which can relate to the sounds of those of the 80s or 90s.

In the female case, its the  woman who eschews the sexual-revolution plank of feminism in favor of more-traditional values. ..Sexless in the City, but only ’cause she chooses to be.

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Are you Motosexual?

February 21, 2010 by · 5 Comments
Filed under: Bike babes, Funny, Lingo, Side effects 

A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling, symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely and may include the following: Read more

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Talk the Talk

February 7, 2010 by · 5 Comments
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“Squid”

Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid…

* A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tires are too wide for their own good, swing arm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds itself with the fact that they engage in ‘extreme riding’–performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck a lot.

* A young man on an incredibly over powered motorcycle, wearing nothing but a helmet who buys an R1 as their first bike, and logs onto a non-stunting sportbike forum asking how to wheelie.

 

 

 

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